youarefuckingmajestic:

IF YOUR BODY IS SORE OR TIRED THEN LET IT REST, DON’T PUSH YOURSELF. YOU ARE A SUPER IMPORTANT AND SPECIAL LIL CUPCAKE AND YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE OKAY.

47 minutes ago with 10,181 notes

dysfunctunal:

i don’t want you, i want your netflix password

47 minutes ago with 15,085 notes

blue-mew:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

Nyooom
lulz-time:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

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paccara:

*flips hair* well hello there
luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

55 minutes ago with 228,778 notes

cozyafternoons:

drapetomania:

Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.

*slaps ass* “hit the showers kid, good game”

57 minutes ago with 193,929 notes

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

58 minutes ago with 252,868 notes

Anonymous: can i call you daddy while we fuck

ogreacheiver:

You can call out to Jesus while we’re at church

58 minutes ago with 25 notes

Anonymous: How do you feel about "It's a metaphor" jokes blowing up on tumblr?

fishingboatproceeds:

I think they are hilarious. I’m particularly fond of this one.

58 minutes ago with 7,227 notes

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u
vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.