hijabihana:

bazook:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.

i love this so much

i get awkward when someone compliments me and idk what to say

  • someone: you look pretty today
  • me: happy birthday

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semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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aryastakres:

quixoticideals:

I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION

hello revolution im dad

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dildotho:

warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

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colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

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chickenuqqet:

when you unintentionally insult someone

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omysheeran:

danhowled:

that-jolly-tardis-sound:

panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis:

logans-v-and-dimples:

mikey-way-galaxy:

mikey-way-galaxy:

isetmynarwhalsonfire:

we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen

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With a dash of Vicky

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And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food

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And Arwin

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and also that dude Spencer from iCarly

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And a pinch of Oliver Oken

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and a lot of Eric Foreman

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God bless this post

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