tranquilprince:

 Paler than the moon, darker than the night. 
xekstrin:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

the old razzle dazzle

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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1 hour ago with 147,602 notes

clompshlop:

clompshlop:

do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

are you suggesting that after you make them breakfast, you are going to cook them and eat them for breakfast

wait a second

1 hour ago with 83,041 notes

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

1 hour ago with 163,427 notes

swansongofuyulala:

winterinthetardis:

i love how the daleks look exactly the same now as they did 50 years ago

but the cybermen, on the other hand,

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look completely different

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i guess you could say they upgraded

Cyber men’s society is based on making stuff better

Dalek society believes they are already the best they could be so why change

1 hour ago with 23,216 notes

BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR so brutal

  • A - If I'm in love.
  • B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
  • C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
  • D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
  • E - How many holes I have in my ears.
  • F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
  • G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
  • H - The last person I hugged.
  • I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
  • J - Are you insecure. What about?
  • K - What my full name is.
  • L - If I have siblings.
  • M - If I forgive betrayal.
  • N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
  • O - If I like my school.
  • P - What kind of music I like.
  • Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
  • R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
  • S - 2 habits.
  • T - 5 things I love unconditionally.
  • U - How many texts I send daily.
  • V - 3 big dreams.
  • W - An idol.
  • X - If I've done something I regret very much.
  • Y - If I like my town and why.
  • Z - Ask any question you want.

1 hour ago with 612,482 notes

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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1 hour ago with 201,185 notes

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

1 hour ago with 154,870 notes