"It hurts until it doesn’t. You think it’s going to break you, but it won’t. You may not sleep as well at night, but you will be fine. Numb, but numb and fine are the same." (x)
"I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble."
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10 hours ago with 452,438 notes

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg
thedeadguyintheback:

how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption
"it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely."

14 hours ago with 32,670 notes

snazziest:

shitsprinkle:

making hot people laugh is the best feeling tbh

How about making them cum instead

14 hours ago with 172 notes