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what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions

like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to…

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how to succeed in life:

  • bop 
  • bop
  • bop
  • bop to the top
  • slipe and slide and ride that rythym

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  • boy: what cup size are u
  • me: world

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kind of want to text you kind of don’t want to feel like a fuckin idiot

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goodbye children

A story of True Love (Doctor’s Note)..


This is what True Love is all about: It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80’s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him… 

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as benedict sees martin’s fist coming towards his face he bends down ever so slightly so martin can actually reach his face…

look at how ben flicks his leg into the air 


when you feel the first cramp


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I’m Low on Gas and You Need a Jacket.