tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

16 hours ago with 97,468 notes

pengcaketoobomb:

aybaybayitslouie:

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

Well My heart just broke a little bit.

^
"Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way."

20 hours ago with 323,563 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

 

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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20 hours ago with 253,040 notes

midstorm:

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

"Ted and Robin were meant to be tog-"

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"The Blue French Horn was such a swe-"

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"Robin has always loved Ted, even when she rej-"

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"The finale provided closure and—"

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"Are you over the finale—"

20 hours ago with 19,762 notes

molegan:

i’m not a terrible cook but i’m terrible at being motivated to cook so i think i’ll just live off kd for the rest of my life

20 hours ago with 4 notes

fuckingradashell:

drwholvr:

101st-analborne:

fallbeil:

mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.
their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever



pilots (◡‿◡✿) 
girl pilots (◕‿◕✿)
girl pilots killing nazis ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

I’m reblogging this again. Always reblogging. Always

This is so bad ass why don’t they teach you this shit. Like damn talk about putting your life on the line.